In my News feed today: “ISPA MEETS WITH SHADOW ARTS MINISTER - ISPA Secretariat met with Shadow Arts Minister Ed Vaizey MP”
For a second I had a vision of a The Rt Hon Vaizey dancing round a bright light bulb and making birds fly across the walls with it’s hands.
In reality though, I think Ed Vaizey would be more properly called a Shadowy Arts Minister, along with the rest of the shadowy Tory cabinet.
I often refer to this call. So, for anyone who hasn’t heard this BT customer go mental, and the amazing work of the agent, it’s here:
This is how to train people.
It really doesn’t get any better than this! More fonejacker wickedness.
Well, it’s official - Fonejacker is gonna be the craze of the summer, I’d lay money on it. Even if you hated Dom Jolly, you can’t help but love this.
So when old Bernard died, I was waiting for the jokes. The best so far is:
What’s black & annoyed?
The reincarnation of Bernard Manning.
Winner!
